Today in history, our sub Mr. Andrew brought us kumquats
(because he felt like it, sweet thing)
and I was eating mine.
Now if you have never had one, know this:
they are SUUUUPER sour. Like, BEYOND sour.
Worse than a lemon.
So I am frantically chewing it and like my eyes are watering.
And I like open my mouth and then
a huge drool comes out of my mouth
and like oozes out onto the carpet and onto my hands.
Mind you: there was like twenty people watching.
And these girls were just like "...ew...."
And i really didn't know what to say.
Super embarrassing, I drooled in public.
But it was more than drool.
It was like gathering up spit for like minute, then letting it drool out.
(because he felt like it, sweet thing)
and I was eating mine.
Now if you have never had one, know this:
they are SUUUUPER sour. Like, BEYOND sour.
Worse than a lemon.
So I am frantically chewing it and like my eyes are watering.
And I like open my mouth and then
a huge drool comes out of my mouth
and like oozes out onto the carpet and onto my hands.
Mind you: there was like twenty people watching.
And these girls were just like "...ew...."
And i really didn't know what to say.
Super embarrassing, I drooled in public.
But it was more than drool.
It was like gathering up spit for like minute, then letting it drool out.
SICK SICK SICK.
EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING.
EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING.
4 comments:
Oh, so embarrassing...and also awesome! I love how many times you will tell this story! For the rest of your life!
no. your jacuzzi is amazing. i've never felt my face this soft. i won't stop touching my chin and there's nothin you can do about it!
this is gross..
but so amaziing (:
Hi Heather, Now you have passed up Alfie in something! Your former dentist, Steve Wedan, says that your grandpa is the drooliest patient he has and that's not a record that a person wants to be known for!
love ya,
gr ma
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