Sorry, one more scene from my day.

Picture this: RKP has a headache. We are so desperate that we are asking people if they have asprin. We walk over to these people, and I am asking them for ibuprofen...I look over, and there is this boy lying in the planter in the fetal position, crying. Rachel is honestly, out of the goodness of her heart, stroking his leg in a maternal way.

Heather: Rachel!
Rachel: He's crying! (she isn't kidding.) (boy kicks her away. she keeps going.)
Heather: (yanks Rachel by the arm forcefully) RACHEL! OBVIOUSLY HE DOESN'T WANT THAT!
(proceed to laugh until we can't breathe at her earnest attempt to comfort this crying boy.)

Friends, this is the number one reason why you should vote for Rachel Patla for Freshman President. She comforts crying boys.