"Hey Heather." (Heather turns around to find a dead mouse hanging approximately 5 inches from her face. She SCREAMS. Brothers laugh.)
IT WAS SO SCARY! IT WAS NOT EVEN FAKE! And it was found RIGHT in my front yard. Now I am walking around thinking that something furry is pouncing on my feet, biting me on the leg with sharp little teeth.
That is so unsanitary.
IT WAS SO SCARY! IT WAS NOT EVEN FAKE! And it was found RIGHT in my front yard. Now I am walking around thinking that something furry is pouncing on my feet, biting me on the leg with sharp little teeth.
That is so unsanitary.
4 comments:
i am dearly sorry.
rats aren't cool and sometimes neither are brothers. (not that i would know)
i am so embarrassed that your brohas found this amusing.
eww gross
how, unplesant.
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