i feel like i have a stroke.

i can barely move my face.

my mouth opens a half an inch.

my face resembles a shiny basketball.

i have watched TV for the past three days.

i have iced my face twenty minutes on, twenty minutes off constantly.

i have been babysat by my dedicated friends melissa and rachel while my parents were gone.

my diet has consisted off applesauce, jello, juice, ice cream, noodles, yogurt, smoothies, and anything else that can be swallowed without chewing.

i sit wrapped in a blanket, only getting up to go to the bathroom and rinse my mouth out with saltwater.

i take vicoden every 4 hours, which causes me to fall asleep while trying to change the channel.

[these are the joys of wisdom teeth]