questions/comments/statements i cannot stand.

i hear these all about 6 times a day (each.)

"what happened to your arm?"
(it's my finger.)
"oh....wait. then why do you have a sling?"
(to keep it elevated.)
"ohhhh. that makes sense."
(yeah, it does.)

"hey, why are you flipping me off?"
(hah. hah. hah.)

"heather, put that finger down!"
(oh, you're so original!)

"is your finger better?"
(well, i don't have x-ray vision, so i can't really tell if my bone is growing back together.)