WOAH!

Well, I sit next to Gabe Lemon, a gangstagangsta, in geometry.

and he just so happens to be the star receiver on the football team.

and he just so happened to JUST BE ON TV!

AND I SCREAMED AND GALLOPED OVER TO THE TV! BECAUSE WE ARE BUDDIES! AND HE SAID HE'D PROTECT ME IF SOMEONE TRIED TO BEAT ME UP! AND THEY SHOWED HIM AND TALKED ABOUT HIM ON THE EL TORO-TRABUCO GAME! WOWOWOW!