Tuesday, September 4

My Worst Nightmare...

came true the other day.

While Rachel, Zeinah and I were enjoying a lumberjack dinner together in my casa, I was gulping down a full glass of milk. I thought something was a little weird about it, but forgot about it and drank it anyway.

I got down to the bottom of the glass, and looked at the little bit of milk that was left...and I saw off-white streaks in it. Kind of hard to describe. Horrified, I smelled the milk- it was sick. Disgusting. Obviously rotten. Still horrified, I checked the expiration date- AUGUST 27TH! EEEECHHH!

I had a whole glass of rotten milk in my stomach. My worst nightmare. I freaked out for like 5 minutes. I could not get that thought out of my head...
a glass of old milk is in my stomach.
i just gulped down expired milk.
there is rotten dairy products in my intestines.
ew. ew. ew. ew.

I was kindly reminded of this today whilst I was drinking some (non-rotten) milk, and I almost gagged with disgust.

Gross. I will never feel the same while I drink milk again.

Current page of H to the P to the 7- 429


Kayla.Rae said...

Oh dear, I am so sorry, I am very afraid of this happening to me one day.

You are a very fast reader, too!

Elise B. said...

Eeeee!!! I am so proud of your speed reading!

What part are you at?

Elise B. said...

Eeeee!!! I am so proud of your speed reading!

What part are you at?

rachel kalei. said...

ugh. i witnessed this. i'm sorry. but i am just so glad that it wasn't me. cause i would have asked to like go to the hospital and have the milk surgically removed from my stomach.

Rachel Styffe said...

horrible... just not as bad as when I was "forced" to drink spoiled "milk/yogert milk shake" infront of the president of Rwanda... you don't want to know how they make it... gross.

{zeinahkara] said...

i can totally imagine us with you at the hospital and while your on a gurney all the doctors like, "Miss, what happened to you, miss?"

and RKP just repeating over and over again, "are you going to pump the milk out of my stomach, are you?!"

while theres a guy that just ODed on Tylenol on a gurney next to you that actually does need to get his stomach pumped.

well, this is just the dramatic side of it, i guess.

rachel kalei. said...

current page of center of everything - 151.

halfway thereee. OOOOOoohhh livin on a prayer! take my hand, we'll make it i swearrrr.

danya genevieve said...

rachel haha reading it like 2 days before school starts.

who has my copy?
oh i think meldawg

Marta :] said...

oo rachel i see your a procrastinator

stoop.la.poop said...

ew. i'm sorry.. "/