Friday, July 27

oh, dear, this is long, but i simply must.

Full Name: Heather Christianne Leith

Nickname(s): Leithal, Mishayla


Birthplace: Canada

Heritage: Scottish and Ukrainian.

Eye Color: I would describe it as emerald green gems swimming in a pool of crystal blue water, with yellow inner lining.

Now to the JUICY stuff!

Where do you want to live when you grow up? I have no idea. I love Orange County, but houses are so dang expensive! I also love small towns, but I don't know if I could handle it for my whole life.

What's your BEST physical feature? Um, duh, my left calf.

What's your BEST personality trait? My grandma-like enthusiasm.

Worst? My rage that resembles DW.

What did you want to be when you were younger? A teacher. What little girl doesn't want to be a teacher?

What's your biggest regret? I don't like to dwell on the past.

Have you ever been stalked by some weirdo? Rachel Patla stares at me through my window every night.

How long do you think you will live? Do I look like a palm reader?

What is your most HAPPY experience? Mrs. Godley's class, drama (the class, not the issue), bizarre lunchtime behind the gate, LAUGHING...there is so much. How can I decide when I have friends like I do? (That was so cheesy)

Most PAINFUL? Getting warts frozen off is terrible.

Do you strive to fit in? Not really. My best friends accept me, even though I tried to take them hostage on October 11, 1999...

Have you ever, purposely, lit yourself on fire? I am not a pyromaniac.

What is(are) your favorite color(s)? Teal and yellow.

Least favorite? Teenybopper purple. But on some things it's okay.

Have you ever fallen down the stairs? Now answer truthfully! Why would I lie? Yes.

Ever broke a bone? No, I do not do acrobatics with my sister on my back like Rachel.

Ever been to jail? I go there every day to encourage prisoners as they stamp license plates.

Have you ever questioned your heart? I am not sure...I think I just questioned my heart.

Have you squished your barefeet through the mud? I used to every day in Canada with my brothers, in a ditch near our house. That is also where I learned to accept worms.

What is your favorite type of music? Smoooooth Jazzzzz

What is the last thing you bought from the pharmacy? TrueMatch Foundation

Do you think you are crazy/insane? At times, yes.

Have you ever drowned a fish? NOT POSSIBLE! You thought you had me.

What is the WORST gift you've ever received? 1 butt ugly sweater and one butt ugly turtleneck from Rachel Patla's mom. She re-gifted them from Rachel's bopcia.

What annoys you the most? Cocky people.

What is your favorite food? Item or type. There is no possible way to name one. I love so many different types of food.

What are your Turn Ons? Good hair, good style. A melting smile. Obviously good personality.

Turn Offs? Cockiness.

Have you recently colored with crayons? Today at VBS, during snacktime. It was color by number.

Have you had your tongue stuck to a Popsicle? YES!

If you could marry ANYONE, who would it be? David Beckham. Or Lord Voldemort.

What is your favorite candy? I quite enjoy Reese's. And Skittles.

Favorite Store? American Eagle and Target

Do you have a lucky number? If so, what is it? I do not. Luck is all in your head.

Who is your bestest friend in the whole wide world? I have 3.

Which one of your friends have you known the LONGEST? Melissa Cripe. "Miss Kuester, my armpits smell."

Do you drink milk? yesyesyes

Do you play an instrument? Piccolo.

Do you smoke? NO.

Who is your role model? My style role model is Rachel Bilson. My role model role model is Jesus.

Who looks up to you? Autumn Dunn. And little children. And I know for a fact that JJC worships the ground I walk upon.

Can you eat whatever you want and not worry about it? No.

Chocolate or vanilla? Both.

Cake or pie? Homemade cake.

Chinese food or Mexican food? Mexicano.

Strawberries or blueberries? Strawberries make me delighted.

How many rings until you answer the phone? It depends, if no one is answering it, about 4.

Can you dance? Call me Kashif.

Sing? I am like Fergie on steroids. Oh wait, she already is.

Have you ever screamed at the top of your lungs? Well, I'm in Die Queen Die with Rachel, but I am the backup screamer.

Are you too scared to watch scary movies by yourself? yesyesyesyesyes. I could barely watch HP5 without covering my eyes.

Have you ever laughed so hard that you peed your pants? Many a time.

Have you ever, at any time, owned any New Kids on the Block stuff? I could not tell you the name of one song. Besides the "New Kids on the Block (duh nuh nuh nuh nuh) Chinese food makes me sick." But my friends told me that. I've never even heard it.

What movie makes you cry when you watch it? Honestly, I have never cried in a movie. But I wish I did. I just physically can't. But I Am Sam makes me have sorrow deep down inside.

Would you eat a cockroach for $500? I'd do it for $20

Are you bored? Not really.

Do you like roller coasters? They are my life and blood.

Do you believe in vampires? I am one...

If you could become one, would you? See above.

Have you ever blown a beverage out of your nose? No. Nor have I seen someone do this bizarre action.

If you could travel into space, where would you go? Zorg.

Would you choose to be very rich or to find true love? To find true looooove.

Do you like surprises? I thrive vicariously through them.

Sneakers/heels/flats? Flattttts.

Shorts/jeans/skirt? Jeansjeansjeansjeans.

Do you snore? I sure hope not.

Have you ever been suspended? No.

Are you a health freak? No. But I enjoy healthy things.

Do you believe in God? With all my heart.

What is your favorite holiday? Christmas.

Favorite local band? Sun From Shadow. They are local as in, the door next to my room.

Favorite song? It's not possible to choose 1. Some are I Want You To Know (Chantal Kreviazuk), If God Made You (Five For Fighting), Hey There Delilah (Plain White T's), Ordinary (The Alternate Routes), Defying Gravity (Wickedddd), Dark House (SFS), From the Inside Out (Hillsong) and Came to my Rescue (Hillsong)


Let's walk on the: sidewalk. It's the most safe.

Let's look at the: stars.

What a nice: gesture.

Where did all the: Budget Gourmet's go?

Why can't we: accept everyone?

Silly little: Ojan.

Isn't it wierd that: my hair is blue right now?

Never, under any circumstance: will I smoke.

I wish: that everyone in the world could see how amazing God is.

Everyone has a: belly button. Except Kyle XY.

Which came first, the: anger or the love?

How many licks does it take: till a giant jawbreaker disintegrates?


Elise B. said...

Oh dear, that was long. Heather, I am sorry but I imediatley stopped reading and commented when you said you would marry Voldy...

I think you're crazy.

Shannon said...

i enjoyed reading that. :)

rachel kalei. said...

Oh heathar. That was so entertaing, I did not mind one bit that half of thoes answeres were mine. Not really. But whateverrr

Taylor said...

wow you obviously dont have a short attention spand

T!nyyy said...

haha. I have had many liquids come out of my nose because I was laughing so hard.

Long sotries.

kaylarayla said...

I read the whole thing, I must have no life.

Kelly said...

I read the whole thing too and loved every minute of it! Heather, you are GREAT...for real!